Bella's daddy

The day after my birthday 2-12-2010 I lost my job, and on March 3rd I started another one. This job I know I'll have for life, as Bella's Father. I'm three weeks into my new assignment, and have yet to figure it all out. Poopy diapers, bottle warming, burping, all this stuff is new to me, luckily I have lots of help. My beautiful girlfriend Tess is a loving, and caring mother, and my primary source for baby advice. I have learned many tricks of the trade from watching her get to work. During the day Bella is mostly watched by her mother but starting around ten o'clock at night, I take the late shift. I really enjoy this time alone with my daughter, I gaze into her hazel eyes, as she examines my face no doubt thinking to herself "who is this vanilla face?" Putting her to sleep is not always an easy task, she's constantly hungry and fussy, but I don't mind, I carry her in my arms and talk to her. It really doesn't matter that she doesn't understand me, I think she just likes listening to my voice(besides she has no choice). 2 A.M. comes and if Bella is awake, I pass her off to her mom and get some much needed sleep, we're a good team. I'm learning something everyday, fatherhood is really gonna test me, but Bella is well worth it.

Rope a Dope Pope

You asked for it and here it is; THE POPE. Benedict XVI recently read a public apology following the latest priest sex scandal, he expressed "shame and remorse" but offered no real justice for the victims. This is another example of how these pompous, snobs believe they are above the law, they look after their own, much like a well run mafia family(Benedict is no Michael Corleone). Time and time again the same story has played out all over the world. Courages victims come foward, then the accused priest is simply moved to another parish, the vatican hoping and praying the problem will just go away. Don't get me wrong, their are priests and pastors who do great work, and are leaders of their communities. But this does not excuse the actions of a few, radio show hosts have lost their careers for less. (Don Imus calling the Rutgers womens basketball team a bunch of Nappy headed Hoes, classic) I've long lost any respect for the Diocese, I mean how can you take men dressed in robes and fuzzy slippers serious anyways?

I need your help!

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Health Care Reform-Boring

President Obama celebrated a landmark victory this Sunday, as the house passes the health care reform bill. This isn't exactly universal health care, but hey the guy who promised change was true to his word. The bill might be the biggest social, economic law passed this century and nobody cares. Sure tea party members protested in Washington D.C. and the news is giving this issue plenty of air time, but most people have no idea what this means. When Michael Jackson died last year you couldn't escape from this topic. Radio, TV, Internet all were buzzing, it was MJ 24/7. I know politics are boring, but being informed on key issues is still important, isn't it? For Example did you know Californians are going to lose Hundreds of Millions of dollars for Medicare, cause this bill will redirect these funds to more rural states. Probably not. But have you heard that Captain EO is back at Disneylands California Adventure, of course you have, you were probably first in line. You know the names of Octomoms kids, you follow the Jersey Shore kids on twitter. But have no idea who Nancy Pelosi is (no, she's not a real wives of Orange County puta). I sometimes wonder why I care, medicare won't be around when I need it anyway. I say free medical marijuana for all. Oh now you're interested.

The feed

The feed is where Newsy News followers can get the dish on local food. My rating system will be as follows: Good to go(Establishments with drive thru and or a good take out menu), Dining in(places that have a nice ambiance, and or great service) and right on the money(the food both has to be delicious and priced just right). My first review will be on Portillos located in the Buena Park malls parking lot. This Chicago based chain is famous for its Hot Dogs, Burgers, Sandwiches, and Shakes, my favorite is the Italian beef. Thinly sliced beef, piled high into a roll, I order it with sweet and hot peppers(you won't want to come near me for the next couple of hours) get some onion rings on the side and you are in fast food heaven. Whether its topped with chili or made Chicago style the Hot Dogs here are second to none. If your on the road, it's good to go, if you love quarky diners, dining in will be a treat, you don't need a ton of cash cause the menu is right on the money.

Rated: Good to go, Dining in, Right on the money

For more info visit: http://www.portillos.com/

blog o rama 3-18-2010

I have lots of issues to cover today so I'm combining them all into one post. Lets start with the star of Speed, and Oscar winning puta, Sandra Bullock. Her husband Jesse James publicly apologized today for quote causing "pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension". His apology comes in the midst of rumors that the actress has moved out of their home. Talk about the Blind side, this news comes just two weeks after Bullock was awarded the Oscar. Her performance as a mother that takes in a black homeless youth, who ends up becoming an NFL player won both fans, and critics over. If you ask me, Jesse wouldn't have had to cheat if Sandra had given up a little more of the backside.

In other news a Wal-Mart in New Jersey is rocked by scandal. Shoppers were shocked to hear a mans voice on the PA system say"Attention, Wal-Mart shoppers all blacks need to leave the store." Whats next Wal-Mart Associates who wear black face make up, how bout door greeters in KKK hoods.

In much happier news Bolsa Grande High School my old Alma Mater is feeling the love. Recently a band of misfits broke into the baseball teams equipment shed, and stole thousands of dollars worth of equipment. Gloves, cleats, and a even a pitching machine were taken in this gutless act. Local news covered the story and it didn't take very long for the community to take action. The team has received donations from viewers, and other high schools. Things like new bats and balls were collected and have helped rescue a lost season. The Anaheim Angels reportedly have donated $4,ooo(in my opinion the best investment the team has made in years). BG Pride!

California quake relief

Early Tuesday morning California was rocked by a 4.4 earthquake. The epicenter of this latest rumbler was 12 miles deep under Pico Rivera. Hollywoods heavy hitters are already in the works of another blockbuster fundraiser. Ben Affleck has signed up to host the star studded extravaganza aired on the CW and has pledged 50% of the proceeds from his latest project "Pearl Harbor 2:Toyotas revenge in 3D opening cinco de Mayo. Quincy Jones not to be out done flew in special guests from all over the world to re-re-record "Heal the world" Milli of Milli Vanilli(the brother that didn't kill himself) is on the track. I feel we are doing a great thing, the money raised here will help rich white women who may or may not have been hurt in the earthquake, get badly needed nose jobs and face lifts. If you'd like to donate please text:cash money to 42069, phone carrier charges may apply.

Azteca Stabbing

March 15, 2010 Orange County Register is reporting that two men got stabbed outside of Azteca mexican restaurant on Main st. in Garden Grove. The police responded to an emergency call of a fight in the restaurant parking lot. GGPD says one man was stabbed in the chest, and the other in the side. The Elvis style lounge/bar is a very popular hang out spot for hipsters, and bar flys. (Like my cousin Yesenia) The police have asked anyone who was there late Sunday night, or may have been involved to come forward with any information. (like Yesenia) If you frequent Aztecas on a regular basis and know the regulars by name (like Yesenia does) you may have vital information on who was involved. (I bet it was Yesenia)

Pacquiao vs. Clottey

March 13, 2010 Manny Pacquiao faced Joshua Clottey in a Welterweight showdown. Billed as "The Event" but played out more like an exhibition. Manny dominated from start to finish, Clottey the much bigger fighter looked lost against the speed and accuracy of Mannys punches. Pay per view charged up to $60.00(me duele) that's one dollar for every punch Clottey landed. Let's face it this fight should have never happened, fight fans had their hearts set on seeing Pac Man going toe to toe with trash talking, ego maniac, pretty boy Floyd Mayweather Jr. That fight would be a riot, it has all the makings of a classic. Humble, soft spoken Pac Man, versus the loud mouth, bad boy Mayweather. The pre fight hype alone would be entertaining, does anyone remember 24/7 De La Hoya vs Mayweather on HBO. Floyds big mouth has paid off big time with legions of haters tuning in hoping to see pretty boys face get rearranged. Pac Man has built up a huge loyal following, his fast paced style is appealing, he might be the most explosive fighter since Tyson. He's also inherited De La Hoyas torch as most marketable, he's currently the face of boxing. Pacquiao could ink a fight with Alf and half a million PPV's would sell. (There's a whole joke on how promoters could dub this match as the ultimate cat fight, but I won't go there) Boxings next big match is Mayweather vs Mosley this should be an entertaining fight against two proven champs. The winner is surely to be Pac mans next victim, I mean challenger.

Newsy News Debut

Welcome to Newsy News, your source for real funny news, and news made real funny. My goal is to be informative and entertaining. Blogging is new to me, but I'm excited by the possibilities; interactive readers, email, video, and fun articles to name a few. Right now my plan is to update the site twice a week and I hope to make this a permanent thing.



Hector Leyva

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