Blog-O-Rama 9-25-10

The heat is so bad today, we have had a beautiful tempered summer up until now. It's so hot Lindsay Lohans new lips started melting. So hot Obama decided to send 10,000 troops to attack the sun, the budget for operation sun out is estimated at 6 bijillian dollars. There are other things going on besides the heat, one of them is the little league world series. This is an event I look forward to all year, these kids sacrifice their entire summer chasing their dreams of being world champs. The competition is fierce, and exciting, I can't say that about the Dodgers and Angels. Oh well there is always next year! Chilean officials said today that miners who are stuck in an underground bunker should stay slim because this will make it easier to pull them out. I guess those miners better stay away from the buffet. Better yet lets send down a tv crew to film these miners lives, Kim Kardassian will host Digging for love. We end todays session with news from the gulf oil spill, "experts" say a new microbe was discovered that is eating the oil plumes. So here we are putting BP on blast for ruining an entire coastline, killing countless marine and beach life. This microbe is gonna fix everything, hell why stop with the oil spill, maybe this thing can fix our economy by eating all the bad loans, and fraud that was committed by our nations banks. Hey maybe it'll eat all carbon emissions sent up into the air that cause global warming. I guess more study is needed before we get all that. For now let's all thank Jeebus it's cleaning the gulf coast one meal at a time.