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It's the year of the O. First President Obama swoops down from a chopper commando style. Disarms like 20 suicide bombers, then dives head first into Osama Bin Ladens booby trapped room yelling "America says hello mutha f*cka. The O dog then fires a single shot blowing off the terrorist leaders head. But as historic as that moment was it pails in comparison to the airing of Oprah Winfreys last show. The almighty Oprah has ruled the airwaves for 25 years. Her show brought important issues to the forefront of American mainstream media. Issues like salad tossing, and were not talking about the Paul Newman salad dressing kind. This last episode will be the biggest send off in network television history. Scheduled to appear: Will and Jada Smith, Tom Cruise (no they will not have him jumping up and down on a couch). President Obama will kick off the show by unveiling the Osama corpse pics. Followed by Christina Aguilera singing the national anthem. So why now? Well the media mogul has launched her own network and undoubtedly she will be creating her own brand new show. Like you I am looking forward to the next 25 years of Oprah. I'd like to take this moment to suggest some future topics on the show. An in depth interview w/Charlie Sheen live from his home would be epic. Charlie will grabbing handfuls of coke and snorting it off her breasts while Oprah is babbling on about how the fat kid on 2 and a half men cracks her up. Me thinks I speak for everyone when I say the ultimate blockbuster Oprah show would be her coming out of the closet admitting her relationship with Steadman was a front. Ms Winfrey will walk out on stage and stick her tongue down Gayle Kings mouth. She ll declare she's a lesbian shouting out " Iiiiiiiii'm GAY!!!!!" Who knows maybe even a lil salad tossing demo?

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