Election guide Newsy style

Let me start by saying these are only opinions, if you are going to vote, it would be a good idea to also look at the real election guides. Californians will be voting on very hot button issues this fall, non hotter than prop 19 the Regulate, Control and Tax Cannabis Act of 2010 (it would have been kinda cool if it had been named prop 420). Under this law anyone 21 and over legally could posses up to an ounce of cannabis. I don't believe legalizing marijuana is gonna solve all of our problems, but it is time we de-criminalize this seemingly harmless drug. Check out this cowboy I saw riding his horse in Laguna Hills, he should be allowed to rip a few bong hits than stroll El Toro st with pro prop 19 signs legally cause this is America, do it for the children(you can't say no to the children cause then you'd be labeled a cold hearted bastard). Speaking of cold hearted bastards lets size up Meg Whitman and Jerry Brown, okay boys drop your pants, too close to call. Money bags Mcgee Whitman has dumped over one hundred million dollars into her own campaign, which makes me wonder why these billionaires spend so much money trying to land a job that pays peanuts in comparison. If I had billions, I'd spend my time and money in philanthropy instead of getting caught up in the red tape of politics. Jerry I don't have a plan Brown's record has been an issue, Whitman put him on blast in ads that show an interview with Bubba Clinton tearing Jerry a new one. I'm not completely convinced Brown is the best man for the job, but there is no way I am voting for a republican elitist who will give tax breaks to the rich. Honestly I wish we could vote James Cameron into office, sure his projects take forever and go way over budget, but they are always successful and have a happy ending(The box office Avatar 2 is gonna bring in could solve CA's massive deficit). If the governator Arnold got elected by spewing out lines like "I will terminate your taxes" then anything can happen.

Blog O Rama 9-8-10

We're days away from another 9/11 anniversary, and all the crazies are out. Pendejo errrrrr pastor Terry Jones plans to burn copies of the Koran, and in his words "We must send a clear message to the radical element of Islam. We will no longer be controlled and dominated by their fears and threats." I say let's ramp this up a bit, Terry and his gang should fly to Afghanistan and hold the protest there. I'm sure they'd have no problem finding Korans to burn, this would send the message loud and clear. Recently I challenged hollywood to become more active in the Pakistani flood relief effort, apparently my message was heard. Angelina Jolie visited the flood stricken region just outside of Islamabad yesterday. Conditions there are getting worse and they need all the help they can get, we can all do something by donating money to relief efforts. Maybe Lady Gaga can donate the meat bikini she wore for Vogue magazine. Gaga will stop at nothing to shock us all and question our core beliefs. I can't wait to see her take on the poultry industry, maybe she'll bathe herself in an eggwash, jump in a mix of cajun batter and deep fry herself. I know that would catch my attention.

The Furminator

This puta has been dubbed the furminator, but this act is less Arnold and more Tony Soprano. Maybe we don't know the whole story, what if this cat was stealing from this lady. Night after night breaking into her home and taking valuables, like high end scratching posts, and Louie Vitton collars. The police would do nothing about it citing lack of evidence. So this b!tch goes Soprano hunting this pussy down, and dumping it in the trash can where surely this cat burglar would suffer a horrible death. The funny thing to me is that this story is front page news, while stories like the miners in Chile gets little or no coverage.

Blog-O-Rama 9-25-10

The heat is so bad today, we have had a beautiful tempered summer up until now. It's so hot Lindsay Lohans new lips started melting. So hot Obama decided to send 10,000 troops to attack the sun, the budget for operation sun out is estimated at 6 bijillian dollars. There are other things going on besides the heat, one of them is the little league world series. This is an event I look forward to all year, these kids sacrifice their entire summer chasing their dreams of being world champs. The competition is fierce, and exciting, I can't say that about the Dodgers and Angels. Oh well there is always next year! Chilean officials said today that miners who are stuck in an underground bunker should stay slim because this will make it easier to pull them out. I guess those miners better stay away from the buffet. Better yet lets send down a tv crew to film these miners lives, Kim Kardassian will host Digging for love. We end todays session with news from the gulf oil spill, "experts" say a new microbe was discovered that is eating the oil plumes. So here we are putting BP on blast for ruining an entire coastline, killing countless marine and beach life. This microbe is gonna fix everything, hell why stop with the oil spill, maybe this thing can fix our economy by eating all the bad loans, and fraud that was committed by our nations banks. Hey maybe it'll eat all carbon emissions sent up into the air that cause global warming. I guess more study is needed before we get all that. For now let's all thank Jeebus it's cleaning the gulf coast one meal at a time.

Fist pump

Tanning beds, Ed Hardy apparel, greasy hair and abs, this can only mean one thing, the Jersey Shore is back. Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D are just some of the personalities on this wildly popular show about guidos and guidettes. The first season was a smash hit, bar fights, hookups, and fist pumps kept audiences captivated. No moment was greater than when Snooki took a right cross from a drunk guy, puta can take a punch. This show has inspired my own reality show, Santana Hills. The show will follow Bristol Tech students who all live in one apartment, we'll follow the crew as they eat after hours at local taquirias. We'll discover the difficulty of being a young mexican in modern America,, and how much beer one has to drink before passing out. Watch out for this journey to the hood only on Telemundo. Season 2 of Jersey shore airs tonight on MTV check your local listings.

Nerd fest errrrrrrr Comicon 2010

Have you ever wanted to dress up like a Jabba the Hut sex slave, like Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi? How bout pasting some rubber pointy ears on, so you can resemble a hobbit. Well Comicon is your chance to join other nerds, errrrrr enthusiasts who share your passion. Every year San Diego Convention center becomes the center of the universe for the comic book industry, and starting in the early eighties hollywood has also been a major player at this expo of all things dorky. Every big studio uses the event to hype up major motion picture releases, and to gauge fan reaction to the material. Star, after star is rolled out infront of a live audience for a Q & A about their latest project. Bad buzz at Comicon can mean instant death for a project, fans rabidly critique every bit of info, and blogs are a driving force that hollywood covets. Look for big announcements all weekend long on such blockbuster wannabes like the Green Hornet, Captain America, Thor, and Batman 3. To me this is just another example of how the geeks have taken the world. Rock on geeks, may you live long and prosper.

Blog-O-Rama 7-20-10

Lindsay, Mel, Starcraft 2, Arod, lots to talk about and so little time. Let's start with Lolo: Puta you deserve everything that's happening to you. Put down the bottle, stop popping pills, then worry about your so called career, hey Robert Downey Jr. did it. Mel Gibson: Poor guy has gone crazy. Mel you pubicly slammed the Jews, cheated on your wife, and beat up your girlfriend. I think Danny Glover needs to step in and stop you before you spit on young cancer patients, or burn down orphanages. Starcraft two: is a long awaited PC strategy game sequel, 12 years in the making. Reportedly the budget for this game exceeded 100 million dollars. Good lord that's alot of money, for half that I'd dress up like an alien and allow computer nerds hunt me on a remote desert Island. Arod: is a steroid using tip frosting metro sexual who plays for the Yankees. He is approaching homerun # 600, typically this is a huge deal. But Gay Rod has admitted he used a performance enhancer while playing for the Rangers. I am conflicted, anyone who can post these kind of #'s in the MLB should be celebrated. But much like down town Manhattan a stench will hang over Arods remaining career.

Missing signal

Ipods, Ipads, Imacs, Iphones, are amongst the most desired electronics in the world. Apple has a reputation for great quality, and space age innovation, so how the hell did they mess this up so bad. Rumors of an engineer personally warning Steve Jobs, and speculation of Apple rushing the Iphone into production have caused Apple stock to drop sharply. Since it's release consumers have complained of dropped calls due to low or non existing signal strength. Up until today the computer giant had suggested there wasn't much of a problem and that users should learn not to hold the phone with the so called Death Grip. So today Jobs is offering Iphone owners a protective case free of charge. I'm not an owner of an Iphone but to me this falls short of fixing the problem. It's like a bike company selling a bike with a faulty front wheel, then offering owners a helmet and saying don't ride this bike on both wheels. This is far from a crisis but the lack of a real response makes me wonder. I understand their position that no company is perfect, but the Iphone isn't billed as a less than perfect device. If your gonna sell an item with this as is policy, consumers deserve an as is price.

Pulpo Fiction

If you have ever doubted that animals are smarter than us here is iron clad proof of it. Paul the psychic octupus(Pulpo in spanish) accurately forecasted games in the world cup, including Germany's loss to the Spaniards, and Spains world cup victory over the Netherlands. All this new found fame, has made Paul a cult hero. So much so that a Spanish zoo has offered to buy the tentacily one. A spokes person for the zoo aquariam says Paul would be treated "with tender loving care" because of his national treasure status in Spain. The cost is apparently of no concern either the zoo is willing to pay any price including all the logistics. But the German owners have refused these offers, quote "Paul will not be leaving Germany". For those of you who have been wishing to personally consult the oracle of the sea, a new phone app will be available soon. Finally a way to resolve conflicts and make difficult decisions like: Do I get whip cream with my chai latte frappuchino? What questions do you have for Paul?

Kitchen Mission: Chicken soup

Que onda peeps, I want to share a delicious recipe for chicken soup, with a Mexi twist.

Ingredients for soup: Chicken Breasts, long grain rice, olive oil, salt, ground black pepper, garlic, tyme, rosemary, paprika, Chef Merito Chicken Seasoning, basil, onion, celery, carrots, italian squash.

Ingredients for fresh salsa: Cilantro, onion, tomato, jalapeno, oregano, lime, salt, pepper.

Soup Instructions:
Start by cubing 3 boneless skinless chicken breasts, next finely chop up an onion(set aside half for the salsa), finely chop two stalks of celery. Heat up a 6 to 8 quart stock pot, pour 5-6 table spoons of olive oil, add celery and onion stir fry til onions are translucent. Add about 5 quarts of water to the pot and let it boil before you add your cubed chicken breast. Season with salt and pepper to taste, light at first you can always add salt later. Put in three mashed up cloves of garlic, followed by a teaspoon of tyme, rosemary, paprika, and basil. Top it off with one table spoon of chicken seasoning, cover the pot and let it boil for about 45 minutes over a medium flame. Chop up two carrots, and one italian squash into bite size cubes. Toss in the carrots and 1/2 a cup of rice continue to boil wait ten minutes then add the squash. Set the flame to high for about five minutes, then turn the heat off and leave pot covered wait 15-20 minutes then serve.

Salsa Instructions:

Finely chop up one handful of Cilantro, 1/2 an onion, 6-7 tomatoes, and one jalapeno. (REMOVE SEEDS FIRST FOR LESS HEAT) Salt and pepper to taste, squeeze one lime for juice, sprinkle two teaspoons of oregano and mix.

I like to top my bowl of soup with 2-3 tablespoons of salsa, and if you really wanna jazz it up slice some avocado wedges and add crushed tortilla chips.

Let me know if you try this recipe and how it turns out. Remember to taste the soup before serving you can always add more seasoning at the end.

Bron Bron Gone Gone?

Speculation is at a fever pitch, where is Lebron James gonna end up? I don't have any inside information but I do have a few reasons why I don't think he is going anywhere. Let's start with Chicago, aside from leaving 30 million smackers on the table(chump change these days) Bron would be playing against the ghost of Michael Jordan. MJ went six for six in the Finals and is a legend like John Holmes or Peter North (shout out to Nino). Bron doesn't wanna have to be compared to the greatest like Kobe was. KB had to win his 4th then his 5th championship to prove to the haters he could do it without Shaq, and that he could stand alone as the greatest Laker. King James wants to grow his own legend, and leave no doubt who the all time greatest is. So this is why he won't go to New York, aside less money overall, the Knicks are in Diss aray. They are not in position to acquire any more help thru free agency, and the other starting four do not make up a playoff contending club. I doubt Miami is a real choice Wade owns that city, I don't think Bron wants to share. New Jersey is no good, cause it's New Jersey. The Nets are the Clippers of the East, Jay-Z and new majority owner Mikhail Prokorhov a multibillionaire are promising the world, they'd probably have a better shot at negotiating if Tony Soprano was running the show. At the end of the day it's all about money, Lebron can make more by signing with his current team because of a guaranteed sixth year to his contract. If he signs any where else he can only ink for five. No matter where James ends up this is for sure he won't be winning championships as long as Kobe and the Lakers are around.

Jabulani sucks balls

Simply put the Jabulani is a soccer ball designed by Engish scientists, and manufactured by Adidas. FIFA the organizers of the World Cup made the Jabulani the official ball of the tournament. The problem is most players have publicly bashed the performance of this ball. The consensus seems to be that the ball does not spin correctly thus the ball is not likely to reach its intended destination. The ball seems to slow down and change direction much like a knuckle ball in baseball. Note to FIFA, we Americans already have a thousand reasons to hate you, phantom offsides calls, and disallowed goals ring a bell. Please go back to a traditional ball with seams on the outside of the ball. The World Cup is no time to experiment with the aero dynamics, what's next? Netless goals, super sticky field grass, GPS guided soccer balls!

Oh no, it's another NO NO

These days just about anyone can throw a no hitter or so it seems. WTF Edwin Mother F'ing Jackson throws a No NO, what's next is Samual L. Jackson gonna roll out there and shut down 27 in a row? Come on what gives? Tampa has gone no hit three times in a span of one year. I'm sorry, but I long for the days when Bucket Head Bonds would blast dingers into the upper deck. We have gone from one extreme to the other, my godson Xavier would have at least slapped one into right field vs Jackson. Pitching has not improved but hitting skills(errrrrrr steroids) have all but disappeared from the game. I don't believe most teams have made the proper adjustments, players still believe they can go yard every at bat. Homeruns have gone down year after year since MLB implemented their new anti doping policy. Will we ever see another sixty homerun season? One thing is for sure pitching is hogging up all the headlines, two perfect games(should have been three we all know that drama, SAFE) and this will make four hitless games this year. Just imagine the stats guys like Maddux, Big Unit, and Pedro would have racked up if not for playing in the juiced era. Perfect season perhaps? 40 Wins? 20 shutout season? It's time to say goodbye to the Homerun race, and hello to the strikeout race. My money is on Strasburg.

P.S. Strasburg should be in the all star game, hell he should be the starter. Name one other baseball player causing more buzz than this guy, MLB would be passing up monumental chance to put the all star game back on the map.

World Cup-Gooooaaaaaaalasso!

As an American born Citizen, it is my birth right to hate soccer. Not enough scoring, an offsides rule that makes the game virtually impossible to watch, fake injuries and no real american stars to root for. For these reasons and many more soccer is not considered a major sport in the U.S. The NFL, NBA, and MLB all dominate the sports landscape, and for all the forecasts of it being a rapidly growing sport soccer had not captured american T.V. audiences. A little known striker from the L.A. Galaxy named Landon Donovan is single handidly trying to change all that. Donovan has played in the World cup on two other U.S. national teams, but the third time has proven to be the charm. With little time left in extra time of the second half match vs Algeria Donavan bolted down the field, and passed the ball, and trailed the play when a rebound at point blank range fell into his lap, he fired the ball into the back of the net. This one goal, is easily the biggest U.S. soccer moment in history, and has catapulted Donovan into super stardom. With this win the U.S. has qualified for the second round, and has excited a nation. This will undoubtedly raise soccers profile, and may lead to a golden age of MLS. I readily admit I'm watching every game possible, and am rooting for both the U.S. and Mexico. If soccer ever does anything about that annoying offsides rule, who knows it may finally breakthrough as a major U.S. sport.

The feed-Rutabegorz

When greasy, preprocessed, overpriced food is just not enough. Rutabegorz offers patrons with a variety of dishes, appetizers, salads, and beverages that would satisfy even the pickiest of eaters. I chose the enchiladas con salsa verde w/chicken, the first thing I noticed was the big portion(I liked this very much). Secondly I saw and tasted the side of salsa, which was out of this world. The enchiladas were topped with cheese and fresh avocado slices, typically this dish is served with refried beans, so the chili beans were a surprise but it really spiced up the plate. The freshness of the ingredients is key to Rutabegorz success. If your not in the mood for a meal, the bakery is likely to have something sweet to munch on. For those of us on the go, a wide variety of fruit smoothies will fit the bill. The atmosphere at the Fullerton location is very relaxed much like a college campus coffee house. The prices are very affordable, you won't need to hit up happy hour or clip a 2 for one coupon to find a deal here. Google Rutabegorz to find the nearest location in the O.C.

Rating. Dining in, right on the money.

Hot Tub Time Machine-Newsy Review

Last week my friend Cavan treated me to the movies, we went to the AMC at down town Disney. This theater is one of the best in Orange County, parking sucks, but there is never a long line for tickets, and the plush seats lean back. After checking online to see what was playing we settled on Hot Tub Time Machine, starring John Cusack and friends. I have to say normally I would wait for a movie like this to hit the video shelves before I check it out, but I bought into the hype and I'm glad I did. The laughs just kept coming, I looked over at my friend and I thought he was going to pass out. Well timed gags, and funny 80's satire serve this movie well, and unlike most cheesy movies, this film does not get bogged down with terrible dialogue or a poorly constructed plot. Instead the movie is very straight forward revealing moments in time where each character makes a critical decision forever changing there lives. My rating system will be as follows; GO TO THE SHOW, meaning it is well worth seeing in theatres, STAY HOME, make it a blockbuster night or queue it up on Netflix, and LEAVE IT ALONE, self explanatory.

Rating: GO TO THE SHOW
Don't take this movie to seriously their are no Oscar award winning performances just lots of drug refrences, bad eighties fashion, and plenty of snow bunnies.

Bella's daddy

The day after my birthday 2-12-2010 I lost my job, and on March 3rd I started another one. This job I know I'll have for life, as Bella's Father. I'm three weeks into my new assignment, and have yet to figure it all out. Poopy diapers, bottle warming, burping, all this stuff is new to me, luckily I have lots of help. My beautiful girlfriend Tess is a loving, and caring mother, and my primary source for baby advice. I have learned many tricks of the trade from watching her get to work. During the day Bella is mostly watched by her mother but starting around ten o'clock at night, I take the late shift. I really enjoy this time alone with my daughter, I gaze into her hazel eyes, as she examines my face no doubt thinking to herself "who is this vanilla face?" Putting her to sleep is not always an easy task, she's constantly hungry and fussy, but I don't mind, I carry her in my arms and talk to her. It really doesn't matter that she doesn't understand me, I think she just likes listening to my voice(besides she has no choice). 2 A.M. comes and if Bella is awake, I pass her off to her mom and get some much needed sleep, we're a good team. I'm learning something everyday, fatherhood is really gonna test me, but Bella is well worth it.

Rope a Dope Pope

You asked for it and here it is; THE POPE. Benedict XVI recently read a public apology following the latest priest sex scandal, he expressed "shame and remorse" but offered no real justice for the victims. This is another example of how these pompous, snobs believe they are above the law, they look after their own, much like a well run mafia family(Benedict is no Michael Corleone). Time and time again the same story has played out all over the world. Courages victims come foward, then the accused priest is simply moved to another parish, the vatican hoping and praying the problem will just go away. Don't get me wrong, their are priests and pastors who do great work, and are leaders of their communities. But this does not excuse the actions of a few, radio show hosts have lost their careers for less. (Don Imus calling the Rutgers womens basketball team a bunch of Nappy headed Hoes, classic) I've long lost any respect for the Diocese, I mean how can you take men dressed in robes and fuzzy slippers serious anyways?

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Health Care Reform-Boring

President Obama celebrated a landmark victory this Sunday, as the house passes the health care reform bill. This isn't exactly universal health care, but hey the guy who promised change was true to his word. The bill might be the biggest social, economic law passed this century and nobody cares. Sure tea party members protested in Washington D.C. and the news is giving this issue plenty of air time, but most people have no idea what this means. When Michael Jackson died last year you couldn't escape from this topic. Radio, TV, Internet all were buzzing, it was MJ 24/7. I know politics are boring, but being informed on key issues is still important, isn't it? For Example did you know Californians are going to lose Hundreds of Millions of dollars for Medicare, cause this bill will redirect these funds to more rural states. Probably not. But have you heard that Captain EO is back at Disneylands California Adventure, of course you have, you were probably first in line. You know the names of Octomoms kids, you follow the Jersey Shore kids on twitter. But have no idea who Nancy Pelosi is (no, she's not a real wives of Orange County puta). I sometimes wonder why I care, medicare won't be around when I need it anyway. I say free medical marijuana for all. Oh now you're interested.

The feed

The feed is where Newsy News followers can get the dish on local food. My rating system will be as follows: Good to go(Establishments with drive thru and or a good take out menu), Dining in(places that have a nice ambiance, and or great service) and right on the money(the food both has to be delicious and priced just right). My first review will be on Portillos located in the Buena Park malls parking lot. This Chicago based chain is famous for its Hot Dogs, Burgers, Sandwiches, and Shakes, my favorite is the Italian beef. Thinly sliced beef, piled high into a roll, I order it with sweet and hot peppers(you won't want to come near me for the next couple of hours) get some onion rings on the side and you are in fast food heaven. Whether its topped with chili or made Chicago style the Hot Dogs here are second to none. If your on the road, it's good to go, if you love quarky diners, dining in will be a treat, you don't need a ton of cash cause the menu is right on the money.

Rated: Good to go, Dining in, Right on the money

For more info visit: http://www.portillos.com/

blog o rama 3-18-2010

I have lots of issues to cover today so I'm combining them all into one post. Lets start with the star of Speed, and Oscar winning puta, Sandra Bullock. Her husband Jesse James publicly apologized today for quote causing "pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension". His apology comes in the midst of rumors that the actress has moved out of their home. Talk about the Blind side, this news comes just two weeks after Bullock was awarded the Oscar. Her performance as a mother that takes in a black homeless youth, who ends up becoming an NFL player won both fans, and critics over. If you ask me, Jesse wouldn't have had to cheat if Sandra had given up a little more of the backside.

In other news a Wal-Mart in New Jersey is rocked by scandal. Shoppers were shocked to hear a mans voice on the PA system say"Attention, Wal-Mart shoppers all blacks need to leave the store." Whats next Wal-Mart Associates who wear black face make up, how bout door greeters in KKK hoods.

In much happier news Bolsa Grande High School my old Alma Mater is feeling the love. Recently a band of misfits broke into the baseball teams equipment shed, and stole thousands of dollars worth of equipment. Gloves, cleats, and a even a pitching machine were taken in this gutless act. Local news covered the story and it didn't take very long for the community to take action. The team has received donations from viewers, and other high schools. Things like new bats and balls were collected and have helped rescue a lost season. The Anaheim Angels reportedly have donated $4,ooo(in my opinion the best investment the team has made in years). BG Pride!

California quake relief

Early Tuesday morning California was rocked by a 4.4 earthquake. The epicenter of this latest rumbler was 12 miles deep under Pico Rivera. Hollywoods heavy hitters are already in the works of another blockbuster fundraiser. Ben Affleck has signed up to host the star studded extravaganza aired on the CW and has pledged 50% of the proceeds from his latest project "Pearl Harbor 2:Toyotas revenge in 3D opening cinco de Mayo. Quincy Jones not to be out done flew in special guests from all over the world to re-re-record "Heal the world" Milli of Milli Vanilli(the brother that didn't kill himself) is on the track. I feel we are doing a great thing, the money raised here will help rich white women who may or may not have been hurt in the earthquake, get badly needed nose jobs and face lifts. If you'd like to donate please text:cash money to 42069, phone carrier charges may apply.

Azteca Stabbing

March 15, 2010 Orange County Register is reporting that two men got stabbed outside of Azteca mexican restaurant on Main st. in Garden Grove. The police responded to an emergency call of a fight in the restaurant parking lot. GGPD says one man was stabbed in the chest, and the other in the side. The Elvis style lounge/bar is a very popular hang out spot for hipsters, and bar flys. (Like my cousin Yesenia) The police have asked anyone who was there late Sunday night, or may have been involved to come forward with any information. (like Yesenia) If you frequent Aztecas on a regular basis and know the regulars by name (like Yesenia does) you may have vital information on who was involved. (I bet it was Yesenia)

Pacquiao vs. Clottey

March 13, 2010 Manny Pacquiao faced Joshua Clottey in a Welterweight showdown. Billed as "The Event" but played out more like an exhibition. Manny dominated from start to finish, Clottey the much bigger fighter looked lost against the speed and accuracy of Mannys punches. Pay per view charged up to $60.00(me duele) that's one dollar for every punch Clottey landed. Let's face it this fight should have never happened, fight fans had their hearts set on seeing Pac Man going toe to toe with trash talking, ego maniac, pretty boy Floyd Mayweather Jr. That fight would be a riot, it has all the makings of a classic. Humble, soft spoken Pac Man, versus the loud mouth, bad boy Mayweather. The pre fight hype alone would be entertaining, does anyone remember 24/7 De La Hoya vs Mayweather on HBO. Floyds big mouth has paid off big time with legions of haters tuning in hoping to see pretty boys face get rearranged. Pac Man has built up a huge loyal following, his fast paced style is appealing, he might be the most explosive fighter since Tyson. He's also inherited De La Hoyas torch as most marketable, he's currently the face of boxing. Pacquiao could ink a fight with Alf and half a million PPV's would sell. (There's a whole joke on how promoters could dub this match as the ultimate cat fight, but I won't go there) Boxings next big match is Mayweather vs Mosley this should be an entertaining fight against two proven champs. The winner is surely to be Pac mans next victim, I mean challenger.

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